Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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