I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Congratulations! We have a period
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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