I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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