Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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