yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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