Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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