Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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