I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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