Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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