that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She's like a pop up book from hell.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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