So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm like, not good at living.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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