He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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