id be glad to
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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