sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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