He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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