I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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