we're blogging at a bar
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You're so nebulous sometimes
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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