She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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