i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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