There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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