brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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