there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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