I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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