i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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