You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
