Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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