im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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