Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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