Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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