If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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