I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Alive.
So much puke
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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