Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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