I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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