I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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