Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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