i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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