i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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