...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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