I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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