Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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