Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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