dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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