Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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