Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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