i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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