I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
