I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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