So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
