she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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