it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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